Hand dug (We mean, BUILT), with real wood and wrought iron head nails
(Proving they don't build 'em like they used to!)
We've dug up more decor than Ed Gein!
Get the MOST authentic coffin yard decor possible!
(Don't worry, the former occupants won't mind!)
3 feet tall, perfect for all those creepy dolls you have laying around!
UPDATE! Coming soon, 6-sided coffins AND 6 FOOT COFFINS!
PRE-ORDER PRICE
ONLY $55!
NO Money Down!
6-foot price to yet be determined, or make an offer).
3-foot price is same for 6 or 8 sided coffins.
Why you want these....
No, they're NOT cheap plywood,. No, they're NOT plastic. No, they're NOT stained, painted, varnished, or put together with modern shiny nails, nor wood screws. THESE are genuine aged and weathered real wood with wrought -head nails!
The best real wood "Gothic" coffins you'll find!
Free delivery/meet-up in Dane, Rock, LaFayette, Iowa, and Green Counties in southern Wisconsin!
Why you want these...
Going Green!
Taking recycling and repurposing to the extreme!
Furthermore, all units "acquired" only under natural Full Moon light!
Locally Sourced!
That's all we're at liberty to say...
Safety First!
Clean and sterile! ( The way we like 'em, right?).
No (more) worms in THESE beauties! Heat and chemically treated!
Nothing alive inside, repels all that is unholy! (Bugs).
Safe for pets and (Living) humans.
So, you want one of these?
Let us dig up something for YOU!
Ask away!
Choose either 3 foot or 6 foot, (6-foot price as yet to be decided, or make offer). ALSO, state 8-sided coffin (pictured) or 6-sided coffin (3-foot price is the same for both 6 and 8 sides).